Liverpool 4 – 0 Sheffield United
The God claimed two penalties.
A goal for Kuyt.
And another beauty by El Capitan himself, Steven Gerrard.
Though Peter “Beanpole” Crouch played the part of the dying giraffe to the hilt.
Cigarettes
by The Wreckers
Got my headlights shinin
down an old dirt road
Smoke my cigarettes
I should quit, I know
Radios playin
Old country songs
Someones savin, someones cheatin
On, on, and on
Think I might like
the quiet nights
of this empty life
(Chorus:)
Someday maybe sombody will love me like I need
Someday I won’t have to prove to somebody who’ll see all my worth
But until then I’ll do just fine on my own
With my cigarettes and this old dirt road
See I left another
good man tonight
I wonder if he’ll miss me
lord knows I tried
But I think that maybe
the thing that I did wrong
Was put up with his bullshit
for far too long
Think I might like
the quiet nights
of this empty life
(Chorus)
I ain’t gonna sleep
I don’t wanna dream
about the things that I use to need
I ain’t gonna cry
Or go on livin lies
I’m just gonna drive
(Chorus)
‘Cause someday maybe somebody will love me
Someday I won’t have to prove
All my worth
But until then I’ll do just fine on my own
with my cigarettes
Oh oh
(Chorus)
Instead of backpacking through the mountains with a come-what-may attitude and participating at the annual Flower Festival in Baguio, I had to stay in the city and have a huge fight with The Dad. Ang saya noh?
Fuck.
I assume we are up to speed with the latest Britney publicity stunt? Yes. Rarely do I speak about such matters because it’s funnier when thy just drive themselves to the brink of crazy. But Brit-Brit and I have more in common than a love for KFC and rugrats.
Maybe it’s just Aunt Flo’s impending arrival or permanently whacked out hormones because of all the drugs, whatever it is, everything is annoying. I don’t understand myself anymore. We can draw the parallelisms between former pop princess and I, including standing up before the judge and pleading INSANITY.
I am this close to shaving my own straight and shiny locks. I do not have the energy to be polite to anyone. Forget small talk, forget all formalities. From now on, all be warned, my response shall be limited to:
1. I don’t know. I don’t care.
2. Fuck off.
3. Large fries, large Coke.
Okay, so it wasn’t agaist Chelski but I just wanted to post a pic with John Terry crying his eyes out .. AGAIN.
We chased away a Horse, played closely with a beautiful Zambrotta, and stayed far, far away from a special Iniesta. Beautiful Bellamy and Ginger-haired-now-turned-blonde Riise stormed into the Nou Camp to claim victory for my beloved Reds. How it all went down.
Deco had his chance.
Bellamy equalized.
Riise put it to bed.
My Stevie showing Zambrotta how it’s done.
.. you read about these people who are off to other places and trying new things and eating at new places and they’re obscenely rich and they can give their kids ANYTHING they want, even stupid kiddie spas. I mean, who the hell goes to kiddie spas?! And why the fuck do these kids NEED to go to a spa in the first place?! Are they tired from scheming all day, planning world domination?!
IT’S ANNOYIIIIING!
*runs off crying*
Girl: Will you promise to love me forever and ever and ever?
Guy: Of course I will.
Girl: Even if I have a bad hair day?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Even if I become makulet like this?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Even if I got fat? Would you still love me then?
Guy: Of course, I’d love you. But I’d fuck somebody else.
This is NOT how you respond to this very delicate question. NEVER is this an appropriate, acceptable, or even a funny answer. This answer will have serious repercussions years later. Trust me on this one thing.
ME.
Now let us all point and laugh while my sense of humor is still frozen in a good place. Because after it thaws out, ahmma gonna have to serve some bitchslaps for everybody. On the house.
Guys and girls, if your date plays ANY of these songs at any point of your date or during the day, RUN. Run far, far away.
40 most awesomely bad lovesongs
from VH1
40. HERO by Enrique Iglesias
39. IS THIS LOVE by Whitesnake
38. JOANNA by Kool and the Gang
37. GOD MUST HAVE SPENT A LITTLE MORE TIME ON YOU byN*Sync
36. YOU’RE THE INSPIRATION by Chicago
35. THE SEARCH IS OVER by Survivor
34. GET HERE by Oleta Adams
33. TRULY MADLY DEEPLY by Savage Garden
32. WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES by Night Ranger
31. HEAVEN by Warrant
30. SUDDENLY by Billy Ocean
29. YOU GOT IT ALL by The Jets
28. ENDLESS NIGHT by Eddie Money
27. ETERNAL FLAME by The Bangles
26. ALL MY LIFE by K-Ci & JoJo
25. LOVE SOMEBODY by Rick Springfield
24. I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE by Meat Loaf
23. ROSANNA by Toto
22. I GET WEAK by Belinda Carlisle
21. WHEN I SEE YOU SMILE by Bad English
20. OH SHERRIE by Steve Perry
19. ALL I WANT TO DO IS MAKE LOVE TO YOU by Heart
18. HIGH ENOUGH by Damn Yankees
17. I ADORE MI AMOR by Color Me Badd
16. I DROVE ALL NIGHT LONG by Celine Dion
15. ALL FOR LOVE by Rod Stewart
14. I’LL BE LOVING YOU (FOREVER) by New Kids on the Block
13. THE FLAME by Cheap Trick
12. SOMETIMES by Britney Spears
11. TO BE WITH YOU by Mr. Big
10. I’LL MAKE LOVE TO YOU by Boyz II Men
9. HOLD ON TO THE NIGHTS by Richard Marx
8. I NEED A GIRL by Various Artists
7. LOVE OF A LIFETIME by Firehouse
6. KEY LARGO by Bertie Higgins
5. HOW CAN WE BE LOVERS by Michael Bolton
4. TONIGHT I CELEBRATE MY LOVE by Roberta Flack
3. AS LONG AS YOU LOVE ME by Backstreet Boys
2. EVEN THE NIGHTS ARE BETTER by Air Supply
1. TRULY by Lionel Richie
And if you call yourself a true romantic, then this clip should suffice. And that’s all I have for you crazy lovebirds.
