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The Dad: You know what they should invent?

The Mom: (Wakes up. Looks around.) Huh .. whe .. what?

The Dad: They should make Kevlar Luggage.

The Mom: *blink* *blink*

The Dad: That would be a cool invention wouldn’t it?

The Mom: *blink* *blink*

The Dad: (Wide-eyed, looking at The Mom) Wouldn’t it?

The Mom: (to self) Dear God, must I humor him? At 8 in the fucking morning? Fine.

So you’re saying that next to world peace, you’d like Kevlar luggage.

The Dad: Yes.