Already it’s starting to get hot in herrrrre ..

 

I’m a size 6 and don’t you forget it.

“I’ll get her.”

The three most beautiful words that I could ever hear.

Damn right.

 

We could all do with more flowers and less gross stories of how you once plucked this long a hair from your ass. Really, that does not get me in the mood for relations.

 Ooooh! Can we buy double-sided tape? Can we? Can we? Huh? HUH?

*bounces up and down*

And for the love of God, FLUSH, damnit!

 Let’s top that off with a yummy man-sicle. *slurp*

FACT.

 

Thanks to Hunnybun, fellow Clipper, who brought this to my attention.