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Sorry. No posts. Been busy. With life. And moving on. And overwriting. I hardly have the time to write anything of substance. But if you must have an update, let me just say that I haven’t had a sober week in the whole of 2008. Granted that we’re only 4 weeks into it, it has been 4 weeks of hello-Dexter/Christian-one-liter-split nights.

And there are some of you looking for a big bottle of win Douche quotes, I hand you this:

Teh Douche: I’m not there playing with her [Isabella] because I know you’re there and you don’t want to see me!
Uneditedmara: That’s not what I’m talking about! I’m talking about when I was still staying at your house and how you NEVER spent ANY time with Isabella!
Teh Douche: Oh, yeah. I’ll give you that.

… and …

Teh Douche: You know what, I’ve actually started reading now.
Uneditedmara: (obviously (and always) disgusted and sooo not buying this BS) Your vocabulary slipping a tad?
Teh Douche: I mean, look at you, finishing all those crossword puzzles.
Uneditedmara: Huh. Must be the company you keep.

ZING! 

I score! I rock! And what you want and you think you have, I’ve already taken away from you. You just don’t know it yet.

 

 

Evil. I has it.

HA-HA!

The first of many (hopefully) for the year 2008.
I was focused. I was determined. *points* I am going to conquer you.
And I have! Yay me!

(Tiff, this is just the beginning. Ahahahahaha!)

“Rise to the top and crush the bitch.”

You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

*shrugs*

Sometimes, when I hear the stories of what others have done and what they’ve seen and the people they’ve met and what they’ve been through, it makes me wonder if I’m the only one left not grabbing life by the balls.

I think that being here (don’t ask where) makes me less interesting.
I think that doing this (don’t ask what) makes me a little more dull.
I think that meeting them (don’t ask who) pushes me to the back of the line.

So many things to do, so many places to go to, so many people to meet, and so little time to do it all. I’ve been in a slump lately and I’m not quite sure of how to dig myself outta this one. There are days when I just want to give myself to the slump and not care about anything or anyone. Those days outnumber the ones that make me get up in the morning and do something.

GAH.

How can I be a writer and yet are unable to pull out any words to show how mediocre my life is? The medium is the message. Therefore,

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Quotes of the Week

Como estan, bitches? Welcome to the wonderful year of 2008 where all the energy is potential and all the adiks soar to even greater heights. I wanted my post to be a good one. Something about reflection and starting over and shit like that. But I said fuck it all to those ideas because I just got a bonanza over at Lulubelle’s QOTW! *does the chicken dance*

I shall put on hold all emo-ness and evil plotting to make way for my bonanza. Don’t you just love saying that? BO. NAN. ZAAAHHH. Very .. zen .. calming .. soothing .. like a Beef and Potato Burrito after a night’s worth of binge drinking.

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Anyway, to kick off 2008, this week’s batch has the dirtiest quotes by far. Maybe everyone’s a little bit sleazy and/or green during the start of the year.

Madalas akong hindi makasama kay R, eh. Tapos sa atin, laging may time. Pano kasi mahal kita eh. Aagawin kita kay Mara.
(I don’t hang out with R as often, but I always have time for us because I love you. I will steal you from Mara)
- Glyza issues a challenge; and she wasn’t drunk at this point.

Just because I haven’t dated an ex’s parent doesn’t mean I’m not a slut!
-Djong’s violent reaction to the dating purity test

2007, putangina mo!
-Doni summarizes how most of us felt towards the year that was

Yan na, malapit na ang taon nyong mga adik.
-Rick showing his support for our kind

Tease. Kaya mong patigasin, pero ayaw mong paligayahin.
-another violent reaction from Djong. We were talking about my ham-freezing ability

Waitress: I’m not stupid!
Manager: You’re fucking tanga, shut up!
-a New Year’s argument

A skirt always unleashes the whore in us.
-Doni’s take on skirts

Magpapaputok kayo, mam?
(Will you be making something explode, mam?)
-a server asking me about my plans for New Year’s Eve

Jac: Stretching-routine-cool down. Tandaan ang order.
(Remember the order.)
Shelah: Kitam? Alam ni Jac! Yan ba ang natututunan mo sa Discovery Channel?
(See? Jac knows! Is that what you learned from the Discovery Channel?)
Jac: Stretching lang meron sa Discovery Channel sa ‘pagsimba’ ko natutunan yung iba.
(Stretching was the only thing I learned from Discovery Channel, I learned the other moves from ‘going to church.’)
Gel: Aha! Kaya pala gustong magsimba ni Shelah!
(So that’s why Shelah wants to go to church!)
Me: Syempre, hinahanap ko ang langit. Ay, ang diyos pala.
(Of course, I am looking for heaven. Wait, I meant God.)
-incriminating ourselves and the excuses we make

Jac: Hati tayong tatlo sa half.
(Let’s split the half into three.)
-sharing through drunken logic

Mara Navarro Bonanza

When two or three are gathered, Teh Glooe is aware.
-warning to Djong about talking while Teh Glooe’s back is turned

Me: See? I’m fun! Being with me is like riding a roller coaster!
Mara: Wala namang sumasakay sa roller coaster mo. (But nobody rides your roller coaster.)
-maybe Glyza will want to ride my roller coaster…

Me: Is your ball going to pop out again like the last time?
Mara: I WAS IN A HURRY!
-on forgetting to secure her, uh…assets

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