“I will have poetry in my life. And adventure. And love. Love above all. No… not the artful postures of love, not playful and poetical games of love for the amusement of an evening, but love that… over-throws life. Unbiddable, ungovernable – like a riot in the heart, and nothing to be done, come ruin or rapture. Love – like there has never been in a play.” – Shakespeare in Love (1998.)
I
WILL
HAVE
LOVE.
Passenger Manifesto:
Clinically Insane
25, F
Short, brown wavy hair, underweight
Oozing with graphic design talent but chooses monies over her dream
Can be found emo over DIBS and her Dbag
F A I L at:
Sperm-of-the-moment moments
Being fat
Detachment
Unhelpful Git
28, M
Brown-ish blonde hair, pale as fuck
Broken in several places
Can be found at Oxford Suites, without a life
F A I L at:
We’re-having-a-moment moments
Safety
Solo weekends
Uneditedmara
25, F
(Strong) Long brown hair, too tanned for her own good
Dying to change her life but is too chicken
Can be found destroying her own life
F A I L at:
Being skinny
Detachment
Multi-tasking
Miss Pothead
22, F
Short, straight brown hair, wif bewbs
Is changing her life, whether she likes it or not
Can be found high on ANY given scenario
F A I L at:
Sobriety
Conflict resolution
Timing
Teh Irish
29, M
Blond hair, blue eyes, tanned (weird, I know)
Seeing Asia before starting life in Oz
Can be found in Asia, posing as a sex tourist. Oh wait ..
F A I L at:
Wooing
Self-control
Knowing the word: Privacy
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I am in a state of shock.
Excuse me while I pop in my Betamax tape of “Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot” and mindlessly go through a pint of ice cream. Though Sly says that it was the worst movie he’s ever made, I beg to differ, remember Oscar? Yeah. I loved that shit too. Okay, I may be wrong. Sly has done nothing but the klassiest movies. I digress.
Let’s talk about Estelle and why this cruel, cruel world chose to take HER instead of Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan or David Letterman. Those people just don’t deserve to live, y’know. They’re neither funny nor entertaining. And I digress, yet again. See? SEE?! See how Estelle’s death has gotten me all pissed at the rest of the population that gets to live?! I RELIGIOUSLY watched The Golden Girls when I was like 5 years old. They were the hotness! It’s like Sex and the City for geriatrics. Of course they had to set that shit in Miami where them bones won’t rattle and ache. Nonetheless, HAWTTT!
You will be missed, Mrs. Tutti Bomowski.
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Uneditedmara: WTF? Estelle Getty died two days ago?!
Unhelpful Git: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Uneditedmara: WTF is this world coming to?!
Unhelpful Git: I know. People keep dying and dying …
Uneditedmara: She was totally younger than Bea Arthur! SERIOUSLY!
Unhelpful Git: Well, that happens.
Unhelpful Git: Mr. Ledger was WAY younger than Bea Arthur too.
Uneditedmara:
