At the premier of ‘Zackand Miri Make a Porno’ in California, in attendance were Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Kevin Smith, and Jason Mewes. This event would have gone unnoticed had I not looked closer.
Seth Rogen has always been doofy and bumbling and big (God knows I like some meat on my man) and utterly lovable. He makes you want to give him a makeover into a stoner in a suit. I think God heard my prayers because ..
I’d TOTALLY tap that.
I mean, lookat him! He looks .. DOOFY! And puppy dog eyes! *sighs* Are you so heartless as to not melt at puppy dog eyes? Did I hear someone say he’s a dork? Well, honey, pass all the dorks, geeks, and nerds my way. There could be a Grade-A, purebred stud hiding underneath that wrinkly suit, pocket protector, and thick-rimmed glasses. There is potential in these men! We have just been overlooking them for the Eddie Cibrians and the Andy Bladwins of the world just because they don’t walk around topless showing their glistening golden abs, well-toned arms, splashing water on themselves in public places as the light hit them at just the right .. huh .. what .. where was I? Oh yeah. Do not overlook the “nice guys”. Because at the end of the day, the Eddies can be douchebags and the Andys closeted homosexuals. I’d rather come home to puppy dog eyes and cuddles and lazy days on the couch.
