I was as bored as Taning .. so there.
100 things about yourself:
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I was running after my Mom. She went inside a room, I tripped and caught the corner of the door. Thus, the scar over my left brow.
Not-so-accurate rendition of me.
2. WHATS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Shadows.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
It looks like a small brick.
4 WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Lately She and Him have been looping in my playlist.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Early morning .. ?
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
A cuddle.
7. WHO DO YOU MISS?
I don’t miss anyone.
8. WHAT IS/ARE YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION/S?
Teh Izzy. My laptop. My books.
9. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Yes, especially when I try to freak myself out. Dunno why I do that though ..
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Yes, especially when I try to freak myself out. Dunno why I do that though ..
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
I agree with Taning, me. No one else but me.
13. WHAT IS/ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Nothing now. But I used to wear Deep Red from Hugo Boss and Armani Code.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Doesn’t matter what color. Doesn’t even matter if he has hair or not.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
In the middle of an argument. 
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Coffee, FTW.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Ham and pineapple.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Tomato soup .. ?
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Teh Izzy. I was pestering her.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Don’t remember .. prolly something lame like an album or figurine.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
Sure, why not?
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
If I were, I would not be single right now.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Nothing in particular. As long as it’s comfortable and looks good on me.
25. WHAT’S YOUR DREAM CAR?
Is your penis envious?
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
I think I may have ..
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
Jellys! Oh, and a zorse. I found it wandering around my neck of the woods. Thought I should hang on to the darn thing.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Never have, never will. (NAKS! Tigasin kunwari!)
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Just tell them. “Out loud. Else, the moment just .. passes you by.“
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
200 – My cellular network’s hotline. I call Customer Service when I get lonely late at night.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Ignorance.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
35. YOUR WEAKNESS?
My carotid artery. I have no weakness. I am invincible! MOHAHAHAHA!
37. FIRST JOB?
Junior Assistant (ie. Prison bitch)
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
I think so ..
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Hrmmm .. get rid of stretchmarks. Other than that .. *shrugs* .. it’s all good.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
I need to do work but I’m distracted.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Mental instability. My “shit-eating grin” just comes in second.
Award-winning smile.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Create an underground organization that traffics liquor.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Cherry blossoms? Hahaha! Nah, just friends eating good food, drinking good wine.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
I think I have enough. Though 12 seems like a round, solid number. (KIDDING)
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My mom and dad.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Sometimes. Now I don’t.
48. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS MORNING?
Got up, played with Teh Izzy, talked to The Chef, then got ready for work.
49. WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT?
Some meat with sauce thing.
Lunch, dine-in or to go?
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yeah, I actually do.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Doesn’t matter. As long as it used to have a face. *invokes the wrath of PeTA*
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Unhealthy doses of fear and insecurity.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MUSIC?
Whitney Houston.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
HELLS YEAH. I am Awesome.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
“I know I shouldn’t tell you this but .. “
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Sure why not?
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
VENT in blog and knock back a few cold ones with Clinically Insane.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Cafe Breton. Hahaha! No, it’s the office. Shoot me now.
59. EVER BEEN DRUNK?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Good question! *wipes tears from eyes*
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Scissors.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
More than 200.
62. IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
NEW YORK.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Of course not. I’m always a fucking ray of sunshine, can’t you see?
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
YES. Chester Bennington looking down at me was SOOO worth passing out!
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
NOT STUPID, someone who challenges me, and someone who loves Teh Izzy as much as he loves me. (Yes, my standards have considerably been whittled down.)
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Mara, Mar, Mimi, Dude.
70. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Phish Food.
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
Black. Red.
73. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
Bagel and cream cheese.
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
One .. ?
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I kinda do. *nods*
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Miss Saigon
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Water
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Clinically Insane
Presumably she’s copping tiddly bits in Singapore as well.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Of course, the obvious answer – crotch. Oh, I meant face and body build.
80. THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
Jason Mraz songs
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Jose Mourinho. Manchester United. Teh Douchebag and his Whore.
82. FAVORITE ALCHOHOLIC DRINK(S)?
Beer, tequila, wine.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN
Nothing beats Aries.
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
To watch? Football and Formula 1. To play? Tennis
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Shit brown.
86. EYE COLOR?
Dark brown.
87. HEIGHT?
Five nothing.
88. FAVORITE ANIMAL?
Jellys! Other than that, dogs.
89. FAVORITE MONTH(s)?
April.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Onegai shimasu!
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Gossip Girl.
92. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE YEAR?
Independence Day and days before my birthday.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer. Definitely. Snow can go fuck itself. I don’t need you!
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
HERSHEYS. FOR. TEH. WIN.
I shall be cremated and my ashes be scattered here.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
The noose.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Lunch.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Hrrmmm .. Teh Douchebag’s whore. She don’t read and spell good. Hahahaha!
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
STILL on Alexandre LaPierre’s Artemesia. GAH.
100. ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
MYSELF! Whee~!
