Dear Uneditedmara,
I’ve been suffering serious bouts of PMS (prementrual sydromes, for all our menfolks out there) lately and it’s just taken a toll on my boyfriend. I find that I’ve snapped at him for the tiniest things like being unable to read my mind or fly. I don’t want to lose him but he said if I am irrational one more time and if I don’t answer him in words, opting for sobs and hiccups, that he will definitely think about leaving me. HELP!

Bloody hell,
Kristy
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Dear Kristy,
I TOTALLY feel your pain. And I know that there are only three words that can battle the nightmare that is PMS – RYAN. REYNOLDS. SHIRTLESS.

Always glad to be of ANY help,
Uneditedmara

(and JustJared.com)