I don’t think I can concentrate on a movie with his hot papi sitting beside me. I would probably just stare longingly at his GORGEOUS profile and shift all throughout the movie. I wouldn’t need any snack with me because .. well ..

LOOKATHIIIIM!And with a giraffe!!! CUTE OVERLOAD!!!!1!!!1111 asdjadsjajdajdjda

AND THIGHS THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO WRITE IN CAPS LOCK ALL DAY LONG.

I am back to loving my futbolistas as they have only aged like fine win. I mean, WINE. Or both, akshully. *sighs* How can you not love these bunch of misfits?? They have yet to disappoint me.

Except for you. Yes, you, Xabi Alonso. How dare you go get married to a gorgeous woman who is also the mother of your very squishible bubba?? I thought you loved me?? I was saving myself for you!!! We need to talk.

And even then, all they need do is flash a little thigh or torso or be work up a good sweat on the pitch and all scores are settled. I’m a very forgiving person like that. You will see more football posts (and eye candy) on this site as my love has been renewed. What would you like me to start with? Torsos tanning under the hot sun? DILFs playing with their children? Man love images? Footballers trying to learn “Eeeng-guh-leesh”? Celebratory man-piles? Footballers just wearing their pride and a stitch of clothing? Let me know.

But I leave you with my favorite image find of the week, Iker “ohpleasedeargodgetmepregnant” Casillas and David “Señor Bitchface” Villa.

Hip, Sneer, Repeat

RESIDENT BIATCHES OF SPAIN