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CONGRATULATIONS!!!

I haven’t been posting F1 updates because I’ve been in a slump and so has Kimi. Well, not the entire year but .. my heart couldn’t bear being broken by another man that I love.

Dear Kimi,

How are you, love? I have been following you all year long. Believe me, I have. Though you cannot see my beaming face in the stands, know that in my heart, the banners flung high and proud, declaring my allegiance and soul to you. I know that speed is number one in your heart, but you are in mine. I am content knowing you are happy. I am content knowing that you have achieved what you wanted. I am content knowing that I can love you even from afar.

Congratulations on your win my dearest. My dreams are filled with nothing but wishes and hopes for you. Words cannot express what joy you have given me. You and I can conquer the world.

Yours always,
Uneditedmara

Raikkonen had begun the Brazilian Grand Prix seven points behind Lewis Hamilton in the championship race but by winning at Interlagos and seeing his British rival finish only seventh, the Finn took the title by a single point. (MORE)

PICSPAM UP AHEAD.

Alonso, why the long face? *snicker*

Suddenly, my underwear has gone AWOL.

A smile! A smile! I spot a smile!

Hail the conquering hero.

*crosses fingers* I wish to be Kimi’s bottle. I wish to be Kimi’s bottle.

Kimi: Ismoot, Iswabiii.

One more bottle shot, for good measure.

 

 

 

 

AUSTRALIA GRAND PRIX RACE RESULTS:

1. Raikkonen – Ferrari
2. Alonso – McLaren
3. Hamilton – McLaren

4. Heidfeld – BMW
5. Fisichella – Renault
6. Massa – Ferrari
7. Rosberg – Williams
8. Schumacher – Toyota
9. Trulli – Toyota
10. Kovalainen – Renault
11. Barrichello – Honda
12. Sato – Super Aguri
13. Webber – Red Bull Racing
14. Liuzzi – Toro Rosso
15. Button – Honda
16. Davidson – Super Aguri
17. Sutil – Spyker
Ret. Wurz – Williams
Ret. Coulthard – Red Bull Racing
Ret. Kubica – BMW
Ret. Speed – Toro Rosso
Ret. Albers – Spyker

Kimi takes the podium with Jean Todt, Alonso, and Hamilton

That’s it baby! This is our year!

Forget Alonso. Hamilton was more at par with our Iceman!

 

Highlights (fancy word for saying wipeouts on the track)

And here is Kimi trying hard to be an inspiration to his team.

Watch him celebrate. It’s like he’s .. not. And instead of wetting everyone else, he downs the bottle. Todt is teaching Kimi how to do the Michael Schumacher-contrived-jump-for-joy (3:30 minute) or his double-fisted-pump-in-the-air. (Wait .. that didn’t sound right.)

Alonso is just bitter (and ugly) while Hamilton is just glad that he’s on the podium.

WOOT! The Formula 1 season has officially started! And it’s all happening in the land downunder, mates! Yesterday was qualifying and it showed to be a promising season indeed.

Now I know of some people who couldn’t give a damn just because it’s a race that goes round and round for two hours and the champion can be crowned with less than a millisecond of difference. But that’s exactly what makes this a precision sport. You can’t just barge in and muscle your way into that podium. There must be some finesse and strategy to your driving. Of course it helps that you have a topnotch team and car to back up those skillzzz, case and point, Michael Schumacher and Kimi Raikkonen. I’m guessing Schumi’s the only person laymen know associated with F1 just like idiots can only make David Beckham references in football, beginning and ending with the movie title, Bend it like Beckham. Sad but true.

Now where to begin? Rules changes for a start. Before the F1 governing body decided to change it up a bit year after year, super teams like Ferrari used to hog the first and second place all the time, be it Constructor’s or Driver’s Championship. There was no way any one else could get in on the action until tire and engine rules were implemented. And now that Schumi has officially retired, this could prove to be a very interesting race.

Tires: It used to be Michelin and Bridgestone. FIA has switched to a single tire provider this year, though: Bridgestone. What’s the difference you ask? Well, some tires do better on a wet track and some just can’t handle the extra moisture. To even up the playing field, 14 sets of tires will be provided per driver on a raceday weekend.

Engine: Whatever engine you had from the 2006 Japanese Grand Prix will be used until the end of 2008 season. And you’ll only be penalized for engine change on the second day of a race weekend.

Now .. to the good stuff. This season, we will see new faces donning on new suits and driving new cars. Okay, just so we don’t bite off more than we can chew, let’s just hug it out with the people to watch out for.

Mclaren-Mercedes: Fernando Alonso and Lewis Hamilton

Alonso signed up with Mclaren this year, leaving his Renault team behind. He takes over Kimi Raikkonen’s driving position as Kimi has also been signed on to Ferrari. Lewis Hamilton is a rookie but shouldn’t be counted out of the race just yet. He was signed with the McMerc development program at the young age of .. wait for it .. THIRTEEN, the youngest ever to have a contract with an F1 team. Now Hamilton, I know nothing about, but Alonso? Well, let’s just say that he annoys the hell out of me. He is such a smug bastard. And the only reason why he kept winning the way he did last season was because Kimi’s car kept blowing up and his wingman, Fisichella, game him room to maneuver around other top notch drivers. Alonso didn’t win, Kimi just lost.

Renault: Giancarlo Fisichella and Heikki Kovalainen

Finally, Fisi is out of Alonso’s shadow and ready to show the world what he can do. Kova, while from the juniors has already shown the stuff he’s made of by beating Michael Schumacher AND Sebastien Loeb (WRC driver) in the 2004 Race of Champions.

Ferrari: Felipe Massa and Kimi Raikkonen

Massa also needs this badly as to prove to the whole world that he is not just Michael Schumacher’s nanny. What can I say? He’s the typical underdog: ugly with talent. And then there’s Kimi. MY KIMI. This is his year. I truly believe that. He had a crap pit crew when he was at McMerc and his shite of a car kept breaking down. But in spite of that, he manages to podium and work his way from the back of the pack to the front through sheer driving ability. I heart Kimi.

AUSTRALIAN QUALIFYING RESULTS

TOP 10

1. Kimi Raikkonen, Ferrari, 1m 26.072s
2. Fernando Alonso, McLaren-Mercedes, 1m 26.493s
3. Nick Heidfeld, BMW, 1m 26.556s
4. Lewis Hamilton, McLaren-Mercedes, 1m 26.755s
5. Robert Kubica, BMW, 1m 27.347s
6. Giancarlo Fisichella, Renault, 1m 27.634s
7. Mark Webber, Red Bull-Renault, 1m 27.934s
8. Jarno Trulli, Toyota, 1m 28.404s
9. Ralf Schumacher, Toyota, 1m 28.692s
10. Takuma Sato, Super Aguri-Honda, 1m 28.871s

That’s it in a nutshell. Race day is at 10.

Lookie! *giggles* He’s intense.

Kimi at Ferrari. He’s on fire.

Everyone at the Abu Dahbi Festival.

It’s Massa (in the car), Kimi and Schumi, all at Ferrari. Schumi stays on as advisor.

The Ferrari motorhome. Cool, no?

LET’S GET IT OOOOON!

PS. Australian GP Qualifying Presscon

LIVERPOOL 3 – 2 GALATASARAY (Champions League)

True to his word, Benitez rotated his squad again, with the significant return to a central midfield role for captain Steven Gerrard.

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Crouch: 9 and 52; Garcia: 14

BOLTON 2 – 0 LIVERPOOL (English Premiership League)

Benitez: “I’m not a manager who likes to talk and talk, I like to work and work. We are starting from now with the six players we have, but I expect those who’ve left for international duty to think a lot about what happened on Saturday and be ready to show a reaction when they come back in ten days.”

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Stevie, clearly NOT happy with the results

Alonso polls at China Grand Prix but Schumi takes first ..

Michael Schumacher’s rain-defying victory in Shanghai on Sunday left German newspapers struggling to find enough superlatives after the seven-times champion moved to the top of the standings for the first time in two years.

“He showed the world who’s the best, cuts Alonso to shreds and shuts (Renault boss) Flavio Briatore’s trap.”

.. but Kimi didn’t even get to finish the goddamned race.

“That was a shame as it was looking like we could achieved a win today,” said Raikkonen.

“I don’t know exactly what happened, but all of a sudden the throttle didn’t react correctly and the engine went into safety mode and selected neutral.

Everyone’s fucking up. Gawd.

Me thinks it’s brought on by Milenyo. I feel like I’ve just entered the Twilight Zone. Everything is upside down this week.

*shrug*

*sigh*

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