HOLY FUCKING HELL.
After all that hubalaboo, she’s still alive?!
It ain’t right, man. It ain’t.
White woman keepin’ us down, yo.
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And I just want to comment, why is her face a different color from her neck?
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Thanks to Karlo, Pinoyblogero for the update.
This time, someone actually had the gall to write their thoughts down and get published.
Hello, Ms. Malu Fernandez.
Dear readers, you do not know her? Well .. let’s read what she has to say:
However I forgot that the hub was in Dubai and the majority of the OFWs (overseas Filipino workers) were stationed there. The duty-free shop was overrun with Filipino workers selling cell phones and perfume. Meanwhile, I wanted to slash my wrist at the thought of being trapped in a plane with all of them.
While I was on the plane (where the seats were so small I had bruises on my legs), my only consolation was the entertainment on the small flat screen in front of me. But it was busted, so I heaved a sigh, popped my sleeping pills and dozed off to the sounds of gum chewing and endless yelling of “HOY! Kumusta ka na? At taga sann ka? Domestic helper ka rin ba?” Translation: “Hey there? Where are you from? Are you a domestic helper as well?” I though I had died and God had sent me to my very own private hell.
On my way back, I had to bravely take the economy flight once more. This time I had already resigned myself to being trapped like a sardine in a sardine can with all these OFWs smelling of AXE and Charlie cologne while Jo Malone evaporated into thin air.
OH. NO. YOU. DI’INT.
Scanned pages of the article: PAGE 1. PAGE 2.
Did that sufficiently get your blood boiling? Maybe her follow-up article will convey her thoughts more thoroughly.
Just recently, I wrote a funny article in my magazine column and my friends thought it was hilarious. It was humorous and quite tongue-in-cheek, or at least I thought so, until the magazine got a few e-mails from people who didn’t get the meaning of my acerbic wit.
Now I seriously ask you, am I being a diva or are people around me just lacking in common sense? Perhaps it’s a little of both!
The entire second article HERE.
Did that sound like an apology to you? Yeah, me neither. Oh, Malu. How you assume that people don’t get your wit. We get your wit. But not your weight. What is up with that? Put down that doughnut this instant. Please. Because you’re just propagating the notion that you eat your emotions. Malu, brain function is not an emotion. Blinking is not an emotion. Stop eating every goddamned thing you see. I’m kinda sad for you because .. no, wait. I’m not. You got an education didn’t you? And you certainly make people think that you have the breeding. So you’re supposed to know how to use your brain. But since you wanted to shake things up, you chose not to and just ran your mouth instead. You know what I want to do to people like you? I like to tie them down on a table and slowly insert a rag into their mouth with the aid of water. I’d like to do this until I’ve sufficiently stuffed that rag down their throat and into their stomach. And then when I think I’m in far enough, I suddenly yank the rag out with one swift move. This will effectively take out your intestines faster than you can say “extra fries.”
Of course you can just imagine that with her “acerbic wit” and that fabulous heart attack waiting to happen, people were all up in arms. Bitch can’t possibly get away from a whole country unscathed when she’s published that piece of shit she calls an article. Who’s up for starting an angry mob, eh? You get the torches and I’ll bring the pitchforks. Malu definitely should rethink her choice of words .. or slimming pills that she’s taking. What could she possibly have gained by writing that horrid comment in between her article? I mean, we can do without the bigotry, Malu. Really. Especially coming from such a whore like yourself. I think we have all learned that when you’re hitting the size of a barge, you are in no position to belittle *snickers* other people. Yes. I’m discriminating against the fat fucks that think they’re the shit. Doesn’t mean you can stuff yourself until daybreak you can look down on others that don’t follow the year-long binge that you’re on. I’m sorry. The gravy train has left the station and is clearly headed for your midsection. All aboard to Fat Camp! Population 2. Fides and Malu. You sluts don’t deserve to live in the Philippines. Go. Flee. Rid us of the stench of your foul characters. Yes, people may bemoan the situation this country is in but we try not to destroy each other while we try to make things better. Thanks, fat fucks.
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Oh yeah. Let’s not forget the moronic editor who let this trash through. A POX! A POX UPON YOU AND YOUR HOUSEHOLD! You, sir should suck cock.
Oh yeah. We won. Drove that bitch right out.
Letters to the Editor
Statement from Malu Fernandez on the OFW controversyFriday, August 24, 2007
I am humbled by the vehement and heated response provoked by my
article entitled “From Boracay to Greece !” which came out in the June
2007 issue of People Asia. To say that this article was not meant to
malign, hurt or express prejudice against the OFWs now sounds hollow
after reading through all the blogs from Filipinos all over the world.
I am deeply apologetic for my insensitivity and the offensive manner
in which this article was written, I hear you all and I am properly
rebuked. IT was truly not my intention to malign hurt or express
prejudice against OFWs.As the recent recipient and target of death threats, hate blogs, and
deeply personal insults, I now truly understand the insidiousness of
discrimination and prejudice disguised as humor. Our society is bound
together by human chains of kindness and decency. I have failed to
observe this and I am now reaping the consequences of my actions. It
is my fervent hope that the lessons that I’ve learned are not lost on
all those who through anonymous blogs, engaged in bigotry,
discrimination, and hatred (against overweight individuals, for
example).I take full responsibility for my actions and my friends and family
have nothing to do with this. To date I have submitted my resignation
letters to both the Manila Standard and People Asia, on that note may
this matter be laid to rest.
