I hang my head in shame for I have temporarily abandoned my Reds. I know, I know. You can never be a true supporter if you haven’t been there for them through the bad times and I fully intended to cheer them on but I sorta have personal problems of my own. Not that it can compare to that whore of a Mrs. Gerrard but still, it’s a problem that occupies most of my thoughts nowadays. The Dad was nice enough to remind me (while I was washing tons of feeding bottles) that the Liverpool-Fulham game was on. I almost didn’t want to watch, knowing that they might’ve been a little depressed coming back from the Champions League match against Galatasaray. But I was in for a lovely, lovely surprise.

Gerrard (54′)
Ah, where he should always be, blazing a trail for the Reds to follow. Dear Skipper, I love you so.

Carragher (60′)
Not only is there the promise of hundreds of millions of pounds of investment coming into the club but – far rarer than that – Liverpool supporters yesterday could celebrate the appearance of Jamie Carragher’s name on the scoresheet, his close-range conversion representing his first League goal in almost eight years and just his third in a shade over 300 League games. ‘His first goal of the century,’ beamed Rafa Benitez. – Football Guardian
Premiership Weekend Winner: As his last Premiership goal occurred in the previous century, against Southampton in January 1999 to be precise, Carragher now holds the Liverpool club record of the longest period between league goals. – Football365

Garcia (66′)
Don’t you just want to see him suck his thumb some more?

Gonzales (90′)
Intense, dude. But hot.


