Disclaimer: I’ve had a few things to drink in the past hour. Please to apoliogize for my spelling mustakes, grammatical errors, and recism.
This blog is mostly made up of womanly shit and woes and man boy troubles that we hardly have time to give our “manly” readers justice. Okay, no more talk of babies and weddings and menstrual craps (hahaha! CRAMPS) and committment-phobic men. I will give you ASS. Yes. ASS. GLUTEUS MAXIMUS in it’s most glorious and worth form. No, not the ass of a regular, awesome-in-personality woman, nice-as-they-come, or someone-you-take-home-to-mother. This is an ass that has been deemed awesome by a bunch of hormonally-driven kindergarten assholes.
Enjoy. You bunch of sick bastards. *bottoms up on wine* (See what I did there? Even inebriated, I can still pull out a good “ass” pun out of my, whereelse?, ass. I AM ASSOME!)
Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak, 20, Brazil, and Saiba Bombote, 27, France, were awarded the title “Most Beautiful Bottom in the World“, a modelling contract for the next international Sloggi campaign, $18,000 prize money, and insurance for their precious bottoms.
She certainly brings new meaning to the phrase, “Best piece of ass in town”.
*shrugs, drinks some more wine*
