There go my brain cells

I am mentally incapacitated to write anything funny or witty in this space. I’m too busy whitening my teeth, ironing my hair, and adhering my bikini bottom to my Spongebob-ian ass (I don’t know, don’t ask me. I don’t get it either). For once, why don’t I give you, my dear solitary reader, a chance to ask ME something. NO HOLDS BARRED. Clinically Insane’s already got her penny’s worth. So let’s make like Miss Universe and get to the Question and Answer portion of this blog. *waves regally*

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