Dear James,
I have loved you since you were Paul Bettany’s bitch of a brother.
Dear Harry,
Someday, you, my Prince, will come. I promise.
Dear Christopher,
Don’t be scared. I don’t bite .. unless you want me to. Or if you’re into guys, I can accommodate that request, too.
Dear Rhys (guy in white suit),
Talk dirty to me. Like, Queens dirty.
Dear Eric,
I am a woman of loose morals. Call me.
