You SHOULD know by know that Roger Federer has beaten Pete Sampras’ record of 14 Grand Slams when he defeated Andy Roddick at the 2009 Wimbledon. WELL DONE! This one is for the books, kiddos. But not all of us can be winners. Especially at life – that tricky bitch of a game.
I can lick that off for you, Andy.
So I take away Roddick’s words of wisdom:
In light of the recently concluded Australian Open that left Roger Federer in tears and Rafael Nadal cooly accepting his 6th Grand Slam victory, I felt it time to have a beefcake buffet courtesy of the Association of Tennis Professionals.
Rafael Nadal, The Victor
The arm that’s capable of throwing me around.
Roger Federer, Swiss Miss
I’m far from impartial on THIS Swiss.
Andy Roddick, The American Dream
A yummy all-American boy 
Marat Safin, The Russian
OH, HELLS YEAH.
Hummuna, hummuna, YOWZA!
I don’t know about you but I kinda wanna pick up a racket and get back into shape. If only instructors were as hot as these and wouldn’t mind teaching me in the nude. Oh, wait. Y’all know what’s gonna keep me all sweaty tonight!
