A repost from the equally awesome Lulubelle who had the time (and stomach) to remember it all and write it down in a manner that would entertain and, and the same time, disgust readers everywhere. PEOPLE OF THE WORLD, LET’S ROCK 2008!
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Villainous act: emo, self-deprecation
special powers: can smash cocks
disclaimer: probably the only villain M and I love
Villainous act: dissing Mad Jens with in English with a girl-from-the-barrio accent, not knowing shit what she’s talking about
special powers: fat, mindlessness
Arab Boss
Villainous act: is the head of a group of grammar heathens
special powers: giving memos
Clarita
Villainous act: subjects victims to daily 8-hour torture
special power: will make your head explode with frustration
Single White Female N
Villainous act: copying/stealing Lulubelle’s identity and ideas, undeterred by marriage; dating a guy Lulubelle dated
special powers: mimicry with a splash of cheap
That Creature D Was With
Villainous act: public display of violence, verbal abuse
special power: can give Douchebag of Douchebag-Whore a challenge to his throne of douchebaggery, likes assholes and is an asshole
Villainous act: public masturbation, harassment, being ugly
special powers: morphs from men to swine in milliseconds
Almunia
special powers: blinding platinum hair, getting more credit than he deserved
Hepe
Villainous act: coyness, unabashed flirtation, cheesy line-throwing, lack of balls
Special powers: evasion
Villainous act: unparalleled heights of douchebaggery and whoredom, spun web of deceit layered with bad skin and bad taste, spreading saccharine where they shouldn’t
special powers: sin, imprison victims in glass cages of emotion
***my gratitude to those who submitted their nominees
